Mikey and Big Bob lament the Pens losing. This was pretty much me on Friday night.
The entire segment can be found here (x)
The above is Patrick Kane stickhandling.
The below gif is Brandon Bollig’s response to Kane’s stickhandling.
Twinkle twinkle little slut
Name a guy you haven’t fucked.
Was he skinny?
Was he tall?
Nevermind you did them all.
Twinkle twinkle little bitch
Close your legs it smells like fish.
Twinkle twinkle little shit
Try to think of this a bit:
Does it affect
You at all
Who has sex or none at all?
No it doesn’t, little shit,
Shut your fucking mouth you twit.
James Neal: Grade A shit disturber
Makes me smile every time I see it
don’t look at me like that
I’m so mad at how well this goes.
THIS IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL MY ENTIRE NIGHT HAS JUST BEEN MADE
there are nice americans
there are rude americans
there are nice brits
there are rude brits
there are nice canadians
there’s justin bieber
Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.
It’s okay we forgive you this time
Golf ball hitting steel at 150mph, recorded at 70 000fps
physics is so fucked up
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PHOTOSET ALL MY LIFE